Wotcha (Kev Saunders)

Wotcha' a contraction of the 15th century English greeting 'what chere be with you?' Watcher n a person who watches or observes somebody or something. A voyeur. Say WOTCHA! to Bart Raines, who's condemned forever to be a watcher after a childhood prank left his eyelid glued to his beloved telescope. Stuck with one eye that can't not see, he's turned voyeurism into a lucrative blackmail industry.

Author:: Kev Saunders
Narrator:: Chris Wardsley
Content:: Abridged (chapter list)
Length:: 14:41 h
Format:: MP3 download (511 MB)
Language:: English
Publisher:: M-Y Books ltd (2024)
Genres:: Fiction, Satire
Rating:

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01 - 1 - Saturday 28th June 1969. 2.25pm. Norfolk 001	3:32	2 MB
02 - 2 - Sunday 29th June 1969. 8.04 pm. Norfolk 002	14:36	8 MB
03 - 3 - July 20th 1969. The Eyelid Incident	17:37	10 MB
04 - 4 - Smith is Going to be a Plumber	29:33	17 MB
05 - 5 - Daisy Raines Summer 76	14:56	8 MB
06 - 6 - Back on the A List	7:49	4 MB
07 - 7 - The Daisy Chain - 2005	9:04	5 MB
08 - 8 - Goalgotha	18:45	10 MB
09 - 9 - Like Trousers Like Brain	29:55	17 MB
10 - 10 - The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth	13:20	7 MB
11 - 11 - Saturday 6th November 1976. 10.50pm Hartham-On-Sea	4:55	2 MB
12 - 12 - Greed is God	12:36	7 MB
13 - 13 - Gift Horses	34:28	20 MB
14 - 14 - My One-Whore Town	25:39	14 MB
15 - 15 - Daisy Chains	8:37	5 MB
16 - 16 - The Other Daisy Chain	34:11	19 MB
17 - 17 - GBH	38:15	22 MB
18 - 18 - Big Brother	27:18	15 MB
19 - 19 - Gift Whores	10:29	6 MB
20 - 20 - The Batcave	13:33	7 MB
21 - 21 - Let Us Prey. Sunday 24th April 2005.	18:54	10 MB
22 - 22 - The Tunnel	10:13	6 MB
23 - 23 - Lily s Pavilion	50:03	29 MB
24 - 24 - Despair Has Its Uses	29:23	16 MB
25 - 25 - Bring it on	38:02	21 MB
26 - 26 - Daisy s Induction	20:23	11 MB
27 - 27 - Tunnel of Love	10:56	6 MB
28 - 28 - Daisy on The Job	6:19	3 MB
29 - 29 - Darkness Visible	40:48	23 MB
30 - 30 - Skimming Stone	17:18	9 MB
31 - 31 - Trawling	24:31	13 MB
32 - 32 - Hurt em On Sea	29:19	16 MB
33 - 33 - Spring Tide	27:54	15 MB
34 - 34 - Scum Rising	21:44	12 MB
35 - 35 - Dark Side of The Moon	4:13	2 MB
36 - 36 - Shit and Fans	19:25	11 MB
37 - 37 - Mary Not so Meek and Mild	20:14	11 MB
38 - 38 - Papa Don t Preach	6:43	3 MB
39 - 39 - Remorse Revisited	36:09	20 MB
40 - 40 - Who s The Daddy	36:54	21 MB
41 - 41 - Better Drowned Than Duffers. If Not Duffers Won t Drown	21:00	12 MB
42 - 42 - Resurrection	15:40	9 MB
43 - 43 - Revenge	5:43	3 MB

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Summary

Wotcha'

a contraction of the 15th century English greeting 'what chere be with you?' Watcher n

a person who watches or observes somebody or something. A voyeur. Say WOTCHA! to Bart Raines, who's condemned forever to be a watcher after a childhood prank left his eyelid glued to his beloved telescope. Stuck with one eye that can't not see, he's turned voyeurism into a lucrative blackmail industry. Say WOTCHA! to former rock star, avid coke fiend, Richard 'Winston' Smith who's watched by millions

among them erstwhile school friend Bart, who's orchestrating revenge for Winston's teenage betrayal through the sinister global surveillance network he calls the Daisy Chain. Say WOTCHA! to high class whore Daisy Chains (neé Raines) and her teenage son Joe, who's abducted along with his girlfriend by a sinister 'Christian' cult, which leaves the kids to die, hogtied and helpless in a derelict drainage tunnel slowly filling with sewage. Watched by the world's media, Winston, Daisy and Bart reunite to use fame and the Daisy Chain to save two teenage lives

and their own souls

from the filth that's about to drown them. Wotcha! is a comic spit in the eye of born again zealots with a wink and a twinkle to the rest of us

but it's also deadly serious. Mining a rich seam of coalblack humour and sex, drugs and rock and roll, it starts on a bittersweet nostalgia trip and builds up to the pace of a thriller. CONTROVERSIAL STUFF? Its themes and explicit language make this a candidate for one of those 'parental advisory' stickers they put on CDs these days. Does that make WOTCHA! a book that people aged under sixteen shouldn't read? In the author's opinion

absolutely not. 'If rude words and references to sex, drugs and rock and roll upset you per se, this book's not for you. But if you believe, as I do, that a sense of humour is what separates "naughty" from "evil", I think you might enjoy this story, laugh at the funny bits, think about the serious bits and read the redemption between the lines.'

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