Wotcha (Kev Saunders)

Wotcha' a contraction of the 15th century English greeting 'what chere be with you?' Watcher n a person who watches or observes somebody or something. A voyeur. Say WOTCHA! to Bart Raines, who's condemned forever to be a watcher after a childhood prank left his eyelid glued to his beloved telescope. Stuck with one eye that can't not see, he's turned voyeurism into a lucrative blackmail industry.

Author:: Kev Saunders
Narrator:: Chris Wardsley
Content:: Abridged (chapter list)
Length:: 14:41 h
Format:: MP3 download (511 MB)
Language:: English
Publisher:: M-Y Books ltd (2024)
Genres:: Fiction, Satire
Rating:

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01 - Chapter 1	3:32	2 MB
02 - Chapter 2	14:36	8 MB
03 - Chapter 3	17:37	10 MB
04 - Chapter 4	29:33	17 MB
05 - Chapter 5	14:56	8 MB
06 - Chapter 6	7:49	4 MB
07 - Chapter 7	9:04	5 MB
08 - Chapter 8	18:45	10 MB
09 - Chapter 9	29:55	17 MB
10 - Chapter 10	13:20	7 MB
11 - Chapter 11	4:55	2 MB
12 - Chapter 12	12:36	7 MB
13 - Chapter 13	34:28	20 MB
14 - Chapter 14	25:39	14 MB
15 - Chapter 15	8:37	5 MB
16 - Chapter 16	34:11	19 MB
17 - Chapter 17	38:15	22 MB
18 - Chapter 18	27:18	15 MB
19 - Chapter 19	10:29	6 MB
20 - Chapter 20	13:33	7 MB
21 - Chapter 21	18:54	10 MB
22 - Chapter 22	10:13	6 MB
23 - Chapter 23	50:03	29 MB
24 - Chapter 24	29:23	16 MB
25 - Chapter 25	38:02	21 MB
26 - Chapter 26	20:23	11 MB
27 - Chapter 27	10:56	6 MB
28 - Chapter 28	6:19	3 MB
29 - Chapter 29	40:48	23 MB
30 - Chapter 30	17:18	9 MB
31 - Chapter 31	24:31	13 MB
32 - Chapter 32	29:19	16 MB
33 - Chapter 33	27:54	15 MB
34 - Chapter 34	21:44	12 MB
35 - Chapter 35	4:13	2 MB
36 - Chapter 36	19:25	11 MB
37 - Chapter 37	20:14	11 MB
38 - Chapter 38	6:43	3 MB
39 - Chapter 39	36:09	20 MB
40 - Chapter 40	36:54	21 MB
41 - Chapter 41	21:00	12 MB
42 - Chapter 42	15:40	9 MB
43 - Chapter 43	5:43	3 MB

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Summary

Wotcha'

a contraction of the 15th century English greeting 'what chere be with you?' Watcher n

a person who watches or observes somebody or something. A voyeur. Say WOTCHA! to Bart Raines, who's condemned forever to be a watcher after a childhood prank left his eyelid glued to his beloved telescope. Stuck with one eye that can't not see, he's turned voyeurism into a lucrative blackmail industry. Say WOTCHA! to former rock star, avid coke fiend, Richard 'Winston' Smith who's watched by millions

among them erstwhile school friend Bart, who's orchestrating revenge for Winston's teenage betrayal through the sinister global surveillance network he calls the Daisy Chain. Say WOTCHA! to high class whore Daisy Chains (neé Raines) and her teenage son Joe, who's abducted along with his girlfriend by a sinister 'Christian' cult, which leaves the kids to die, hogtied and helpless in a derelict drainage tunnel slowly filling with sewage. Watched by the world's media, Winston, Daisy and Bart reunite to use fame and the Daisy Chain to save two teenage lives

and their own souls

from the filth that's about to drown them. Wotcha! is a comic spit in the eye of born again zealots with a wink and a twinkle to the rest of us

but it's also deadly serious. Mining a rich seam of coalblack humour and sex, drugs and rock and roll, it starts on a bittersweet nostalgia trip and builds up to the pace of a thriller. CONTROVERSIAL STUFF? Its themes and explicit language make this a candidate for one of those 'parental advisory' stickers they put on CDs these days. Does that make WOTCHA! a book that people aged under sixteen shouldn't read? In the author's opinion

absolutely not. 'If rude words and references to sex, drugs and rock and roll upset you per se, this book's not for you. But if you believe, as I do, that a sense of humour is what separates "naughty" from "evil", I think you might enjoy this story, laugh at the funny bits, think about the serious bits and read the redemption between the lines.'

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